Why Drink Woke Tears?
The Flavor Of Freedom
Sourced by unwavering patriots, from liquefied snowflake tears and turned into the flavor of Freedom! Crafted in America!
Patriotic
Experience the refreshing taste of freedom with Woke Tears Canned Water, sourced exclusively for American Patriots.
Hydration
Choose Woke Tears for a hydration experience that's as unforgettable as it is patriotic. It's not just water; it's a conversation starter for the bold and the brave.
Taste The Freedom
- Freedom Flavor: Unleash your inner patriot with every gulp and every sip of Woke Tears, America’s freedom in a bottle.
- Patriot Approved: Endorsed by the boldest and the proudest, our water is a badge of honor for every true American Patriot.
- Premium Quality: Enjoy supreme quality in hydration, knowing each bottle is filled with pristine water, free from the salt of real tears.
- American Made: Proudly sourced and manufactured under the star-spangled banner of American excellence and ingenuity.
Display The Spirit Of Your Convictions
With Every Bottle Of Woke Tears!
Woke Tears canned water is the embodiment of refreshment. No gimmicks or salty tears, just pure hydration. A reliable choice for any adventure. Highly recommend.
Woke Tears had the snowflakes at a loss for words - it's an impressive feat. Cheers to a drink that's tolerant of neither tears nor liberalism. Cheers!
Freedom truly doesn't care about feelings! Drinking Woke Tears is definitely the best way to show the world that I care more about my freedom than anyone's feelings. Cry me a river, I need more Woke Tears!
about us
At Woke Tears, we can more than just water; we can American pride. Born in the heartland of the United States, our mission is to deliver a refreshing reminder of freedom with every can. Our founders, a spirited group of patriots, envisioned a beverage that embodies the true American spirit—bold, unapologetic, and American pride!
Woke Tears isn’t just a drink, it’s a declaration. Crafted for those who sing the national anthem a little louder, who believe liberty is a flavor best served cold, and who aren’t afraid to sip on the essence of patriotism. Each can is a tribute to the American way of life: pure, crisp, and brimming with liberty.
Join us in toasting to freedom. Woke Tears—because hydration is just another word for liberty.
faq
Click the buy button and place the pre-order. Once enough people have ordered we'll finalize the can design and begin shipping out the Woke Tears.
It's water, there are countless benefits.
To make this is efficient as possible and to ensure that you get what you've ordered we've set up a simple pre-order. Just place your order and once we've got enough orders we'll begin shipping.
Water. It's just water. Nothing else. No actual tears are added to our canned water.
Currently, we only sell by the case which is 8 cans.
Michigan, USA
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Tell it to someone who cares! But if we made you cry, bottle your tears and let us know so we can have the woke tears fairy come collect.