Woke Tears – Canned Water (Case of 8)
Original price was: $20.24.$17.76Current price is: $17.76.
Unleash the spirit of liberty with every sip of Woke Tears Canned Water — the only beverage unapologetically brewed in the heartland of America for the true patriot. Our water isn’t just wet; it’s infused with the essence of freedom, bottled under the gaze of Lady Liberty herself and canned with the tears of the perpetually offended.
Case of 8 – final can design to be determined.
Quench Your Patriotism
(case of 8, final can design is to be determined)
Description: Unleash the spirit of liberty with every sip of Woke Tears Canned Water — the only beverage unapologetically brewed in the heartland of America for the true patriot. Our water isn’t just wet; it’s infused with the essence of freedom, bottled under the gaze of Lady Liberty herself and canned with the tears of the perpetually offended.
Why Woke Tears?
- Pure Patriotism: Sourced from America’s most pristine snowflakes, our water delivers refreshment that’s as pure as the Constitution.
- Crisp & Courageous: Each can packs a crisp taste that salutes your taste buds with the boldness of a bald eagle’s screech.
- Freedom in Every Sip: With Woke Tears, you’re not just hydrating; you’re making a statement. Every can is a pledge of allegiance to freedom, a toast to the American way.
Perfect For:
- Fourth of July celebrations, Veteran’s Day, or any day you want to declare your liberty from thirst.
- Pairing with a hot dog at a baseball game, or a burger at your backyard barbecue.
- Those moments when you need to wash down the taste of freedom fries.
Drink Woke Tears: Hydrate the Brave, the Bold, and the Thirsty!
Embark on a journey of flavor where every gulp honors those who fought for our freedom. Stand tall, crack open a cold can of Woke Tears, and drink in the freedom. Are you ready to live the American Dream one sip at a time?
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